Celeb-vent

absence

2007-01-17T18:26:00.000-08:00

hey guys i noticed on my tracker some of you still come by...

i've been crazy busy and sort of jaded to the whole celeb gossip thing

i do have a new blog though!!

iLiner everything you've ever needed to know about beauty and then some

soo pregnant

2006-09-29T18:20:00.000-07:00

everything about this picture screams pregnant...the bump..the hand on/below it.

killer lineup on MTV

2006-09-22T20:40:00.000-07:00

its brand spankin new music week on MTV...check out the lineup

*Monday 9/25*

Nelly Furtado Performs

Appearances by Diddy & Tenacious D

*Tuesday 9/26*

The Killers Perform

Appearances by Ludacris & AFI

*Wednesday 9/27*

JoJo Performs

Appearances by Linkin Park, Vanessa Hudgens, & Jesse McCartney

*Thursday 9/28*

The Game Performs

Appearances by Chingy

*Friday 9/29*

Fergie Performs

thats crazy!! check out the site at music.mtv.com

wow

2006-09-17T13:29:00.000-07:00

i would file this under...awesome

charlotte church doesnt look her usual hot self, but boy that girl has pipes. who would have though charlotte and nelly furtado would compliment each other vocally?

hmm

2006-09-16T13:00:00.000-07:00

new bands usually need to grow on me...but shiny new things is pretty cool

check them out here

breathtaking

2006-09-12T15:19:00.000-07:00

victoria beckham ---funny and gorgeous. she needs to go back to this look. she was beautiful! (well i think she still is) and she needs to smile more...its very becoming

justin has himself an awesome pr team...he's EVERYWHERE these days

preview his album on the leak

dont forget!

2006-09-06T17:56:00.000-07:00

dont forget to pick up the summer obsession'sfirst cd (this is where you belong)on virgin records.

this band is my all time favorite band. you seriously want to listen to this. i don't normally plug people/products/etc but like i said, these guys are AMAZING.

wtf

2006-09-06T12:40:00.000-07:00

i know its supposed to be a whole new cast...but dont they all look the same?

yummmm

2006-08-31T22:19:00.000-07:00

jared leto---LOVE the emo hair!!!

VMAS BABYYYY

2006-08-31T22:18:00.000-07:00

inspiration?

2006-08-23T16:49:00.000-07:00

hahahahah

2006-08-23T15:45:00.000-07:00

i love the vmas but i dont understand why they hold them so close to the teen choice awards...

this sounds fun!

2006-08-23T15:43:00.000-07:00

click the picture to enter!

oh em gee

2006-08-21T10:39:00.000-07:00

what the fuck is wrong with jessica simpsons face?

i love british humor

2006-08-18T19:59:00.000-07:00

another season of boring airheads with too much money

2006-08-15T12:50:00.000-07:00

they've got mariah carey's airbrusher and they still cant airbrush out that chick in silvers fat belly button. or make any of them pretty. i wasnt into the last lauguna beaches but at least LC was pretty.

reality show queen

2006-08-08T12:06:00.000-07:00

i am soo hungover

2006-08-05T10:40:00.000-07:00

but this is still really creepy...

http://iwantadatewithgeorgeclooney.blogspot.com/

drugged much?

2006-08-04T13:17:00.000-07:00

watch how much food she eats...

yeah

2006-08-02T20:04:00.000-07:00

paris is dating that stavros guy again...officially...

however look at this picture. its paris and stav yes...but the guy in front of them looks a LOT like the boy paris...any ideas guys?

SORRY

2006-08-01T13:44:00.000-07:00

sorry i havent posted in a while guys...my (real) job pulled me outta town for four days...hopefully i get some stuff up and running by thursday...

yes! gorgeous!

2006-07-26T15:14:00.000-07:00

sorry...i just threw up in my mouth a little.

this is really not my cup of tea but..

2006-07-26T13:40:00.000-07:00

im sure some of you guys would like to see the clip mtv just forwarded me...

i dont understand this at all...

2006-07-25T16:03:00.000-07:00

its even credited as "asian version". wtf?! why was this even necessary? and why is it credited like that?

source

its heEERReee..

2006-07-25T14:48:00.000-07:00

one thing i dont understand though...in the scene where the girl is pushing things off the dresser...does she have super hairy armpits? or is that just a lighting thing?

i really want this...

2006-07-25T14:42:00.000-07:00

fergie ferg and duhamel: over?

2006-07-25T13:11:00.001-07:00

thank goodness. he was waaayyy too hott for her. although these girls are very reminiscent of porn stars...is hollywoods good guy going bad?

source

a picture is worth a 1000 words...

2006-07-25T12:24:00.000-07:00

see the bump? and the newly svelte (not skeletal) figure?

nicole at oscars 2006

scary skinny...

angelina did the same thing before she admitted she was pregnant. she got really skeletal (morning sickness?) then filled out a little. then boom. bump. pregnant.

photos courtesy of celebitchy

my interest has been sparked...

2006-07-24T13:47:00.000-07:00

Here is all the airing info surrounded by the premiere for July 25th:
• 3:30 - TRL – World premiere of “SexyBack”
• 4:30 - Making The Video
• 11:00 – Primetime premiere of video

Also after the premiere visit MTV Overdrive (www.overdrive.mtv.com) to
see the video all you want.

1992 called...

2006-07-23T08:40:00.000-07:00

they said they wanted their outfit back

priceless

2006-07-22T17:16:00.000-07:00

she is her mother's daughter...

2006-07-22T11:04:00.000-07:00

wtf?!?!

2006-07-20T15:07:00.000-07:00

she looks like that teacher from daria whose eye used to bug out when he got mad...shes just missing the pulsing vein. i always thought this was only possible in cartoons...

miss rosario dawson

her right eye is like running from those bangs or melting off her face...or something...its like a good inch or two lower than the other one...

well

2006-07-20T14:49:00.000-07:00

lohan has managed to flash everyone playing basketball on the set of Georgia Rule(s?)

that being said...where did she learn to play basketball? her form is really good!

in other news...

you may have noticed that i have word verification on my comments. i was getting HORRENDOUS spamming. so many i dont have the time or will power to delete them all. just dont click on any thing that looks like this >> or this << that is a link. those are the spammers.

EQUINOX where have you been? i always looked forward to your comments...and there havent been any for at least a week now...what gives?

uhh...

2006-07-18T15:37:00.000-07:00

yeah. this is not britney vernacular at all. have you read her other letters?

weird....

2006-07-18T14:52:00.000-07:00

so either fergie got some really good work done, or she learned the not really that hot girl trick of surrounding yourself with people who arent as attractive so you look better...

wow...what the heck happened?

2006-07-18T14:32:00.000-07:00

after brokeback mountain, heath ledger's next gig is playing the part of _________

[source]

mystery girl?

2006-07-15T11:54:00.000-07:00

everyone has been talking about who this mystery girl with lohan is...

i sat and looked at it, unable to place why she looks so familiar. then it hit me. Amanda Scheer-Demme (or however you spell it) the old promoter (manager?) at tropicana. there were many stories going around that her and lohan sitting and booths and just talking... so there is a def. link.

here she is with lohan

and with some random socialite-esque women

separated at birth?

2006-07-13T12:59:00.000-07:00

left: jessica simpson right: katherine heigl

i figured it out...

2006-07-13T12:38:00.000-07:00

jessica simpson has been looking a little off lately. i mean i thought she was GORGEOUS until she slimmed down for daisy duke. then things started getting weird. she got too tan, her lips got too big, etc.

however...the biggest thing fucking with her looks is this:

her eyes!!! those ridiculous contacts are the WRONG color for her skin. the ridiculous fake tan isn't helping either.

i noticed this when i was reading my current issue of glamour...they have a little picture bar on the bottom page 57 talking about how she is a "serial lipstick changer". if i can get my bf to scan it for me i'll put a picture of it up. she looks pretty in 2 of the five pictures...the ones where she has the darkest eyes.

OMG

2006-07-12T23:55:00.000-07:00

these are quite possibly the funniest pranks i've ever seen. if you are on your computer in public, expect to get weird looks while you laugh til you cry.

THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID IT!!!

2006-07-11T15:09:00.000-07:00

during all this ridiculous "bloglove" to madonna's new tour...someone in hollywood had the guts to call her out.

"Sounds tired and desperate to me."
--Patricia Heaton in People, giving her take on Madonna's self-crucifixion number in her new concert tour.

i have always though madonna was such a poser. she doesnt even let her kids watch tv or drink milk...while she's out crucifying herself 3 nights a week.

her songs never really...bothered...me, but her as a person...UGH. she's such a hypocrite.

that is all.

sexywhat?

2006-07-06T15:28:00.000-07:00

i have to admit...catchy song.

the downside? freaking hate the vocals. JT...are you in there somewhere?!

its total techno-trance male voice kind of a thing. if they just laid off the vocal effects just a little we would be able to tell it was timberlake...then the song would probably be an awesome dance song.

im getting a little sick of all of our music being pretty faces and computer voices. bring back the human voice!!!

didn't she used to have boobs?

2006-07-04T11:13:00.000-07:00

rachel bilson (july 2 or 3) her legs are starting to look a little stick-like too. please dont tell me rachel is wasting away too!!

oh i was right!!!

ALERT THE PRESSES!!

2006-07-04T10:13:00.000-07:00

CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD!!!

awww

someone should tell my boyfriend...haha

{Source}

is he kidding me?

2006-07-02T15:51:00.000-07:00

what the heck?! people actually enjoy this in europe? i hear he's really famous over there....

LAME

Source

my mom emailed this to me

2006-07-02T13:29:00.000-07:00

so...i know this isnt gossip but its too cute not to share

In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of
triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the
pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny
size, died shortly after birth.

After recovering from the delivery, the mother tiger suddenly
started to decline in health, although physically she was fine.
The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the
tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the
tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would
improve.

After checking with many other zoos across the country, the
depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age
to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to
try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment.

Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a
different species. The only "orphans" that could be found quickly,
were a litter of wiener pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the
piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger.

stupid

2006-07-01T17:28:00.000-07:00

vintage jessica simpson

so i've been putting off listening to jessica simpsons new song.

i have to say its gonna have to grow on me

i hate the cheesy background music

i hate how she delivers these words that should be really energenic...but she's not. its weird.

flirty lyrics, sung by someone who sounds like they dont care...wtf?

ugh

2006-07-01T17:09:00.000-07:00

someone is spamming my comments. any idea how to stop it without having to hold every comment for approval?

wowowowowowow

2006-06-29T09:22:00.000-07:00

i just stumbled across pictures from marcia cross's wedding. yeah yeah she's pretty but its this photo that caught my attention. helloooo tiffany's!!

wowowow everything about this is beautiful. i love the SIMPLICITY of the rings. huge, expensive, but somehow understated.

the photo...they should pay the photographer extra. absolutely gorgeous!

what?!?!

2006-06-29T09:13:00.000-07:00

britney spears "vintage" pictures...post spf.

she wears makeup for a family plane ride (photo op) but she wont wear makeup when she's shopping in public?! wtf. so staged.

she looks hot though. when will she get rid of her ridiculous eyebrows she's sporting now? they are too big and too pale. i really think they are whats majorly fucking with her look (even all done up in OK! and Harpers Bazaar she still looked a little wonky) its the eyebrows people...the eyebrows.

source

I have just two questions..

2006-06-28T11:52:00.000-07:00

what the fuck is on his teeth???

who the fuck is he???

ok...three questions lol

who the hell thinks this looks cool??

as always, click to view larger

i think it looks like his teeth are rotting out from far away. i know most are removable...but wouldnt it be funny if they had to brush their teeth with jewelry cleaner? hahahah

And then there were three...

2006-06-28T11:48:00.000-07:00

the "view" from The View is getting a little lonely now isnt it....

hahaha.

good riddance star jones- (big gay al) Reynolds!!!

i never watch the show, but now that rosie is coming in im thinking it might be for some fun times. too bad we won't get to see rosie and star at the same time huh. that would be effing priceless!

hmm

2006-06-28T11:45:00.000-07:00

interesting...

according to page six...

"Kidman, who's worth about $150 million, has had her hubby-to-be ink a lowball prenup that guarantees him a kiss-off of just over $600,000 a year for every year they are together, according to press reports in Australia and England. In addition, there's a clause that allows her to bail without giving Urban, an ex-cocaine addict, a cent if he uses illegal narcotics or boozes excessively. The agreement, signed in Los Angeles earlier this month, also calls for joint custody of any kids the couple has together, although Urban would be prohibited from taking them out of whatever country Kidman is living in."

any kids huh? well with her rumored pregnancy, thats a pretty convenient clause now isnt it?

IM SO SORRY!!!

2006-06-28T11:35:00.000-07:00

I apologize for being lazy lately! I got pulled on a family vacation to a cabin in Big Sur, CA. Anyone whose been there knows you can't even text message, let alone get online. But I'm back now!!! let the gossip begin!!

2006-06-17T12:48:00.000-07:00

i could only hope to one day achieve this level of wealth.

a new photoshop low

2006-06-16T14:27:00.000-07:00

now this is just getting ridiculous. you don't even have to be beautiful to be a star any more

jessica's nose job

grr

2006-06-13T13:57:00.000-07:00

augh. those letters turned out to be legit. damn it. even perez and mk took them down.

much love to mk at dlisted for getting back to me.

anyways. the pictures may be off my site...but i've still got them.

you guys know how to contact me :)

got another one

2006-06-13T13:36:00.000-07:00

just a heads up. i'll take down my pictures when the major blogs who stand to make money off of them take theirs down. until then. enjoy folks

why is this letter sent from one person with no subject but signed a different person?

Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2006 16:27:11 -0400
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To: celebvent@yahoo.com
CC: lachanda.webb@gettyimages.com, zabdi@cdas.com, nwolff@cdas.com

To Whom It May Concern:

I represent Getty Images who has authorized me to act on its behalf for
copyright infringement notification.

Infringement of four (4) Getty Images photographs of performers Gwen
Stefani
and Gavin Rossdale with their child (the “Photograph”) has been
detected on the
Web site http://celebvent.blogspot.com. The infringing photograph
appears on
the Web site as follows:

http://celebvent.blogspot.com/2006/06/kingston-is-here.html

This letter is an official notification under the provisions of Section
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of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act to effect removal of the
detected
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I have a good faith belief that use of the copyrighted materials
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You are hereby put on notice that the photograph must be removed from
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i'm pretty sure this is fake.

2006-06-13T13:04:00.000-07:00

so i got this letter from a lawyer today and i am pretty sure it is fake, as more major blogs (ie perezhilton and the like) havent removed their pictures...

Dear Sirs:

I represent Northern & Shell North America Limited, publisher of the United States edition of OK! magazine and Northern & Shell Plc, published of the UK edition of OK! magazine.

Your website celebevent.blogspot.com has posted photos of Gwen Stefani and her baby, exclusive rights to which were purchased by and are owned by my clients.

On behalf of my clients, I hereby demand that you immediately:

1. Cease and desist from any used of such phots, including immediately removing all such photos from your website;

2. Account to my clients for any revenues derived by you from your unauthorized appropriation of such photos and pay my clients the amount due pursuant to such accounting.

This letter is not and does not purport to be a complete statement of the legally relevant facts, and nothing contained herein or omitted herefrom is, or shall be deemed to be, with prejudice to my client's rights and remedies, all of which are expressly reserved.

Very truly yours,

DENNIS ARDI

DENNIS ARDI ATTORNEY AT LAW PROFESSIONAL CORPORATION

340 N CAMDEN DRIVE, THIRD FLOOR

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA 90210

Tel: (310) 271-6900 · DA@DennisArdi.com · Fax: (310) 271-6963

and smart ass me had to write this back:

hahahahahahah. yeah sure. let's point out a few things. ONE im not a sir or a "sirs". show some freakin respect. not everyone has to be a male to have their own blog. TWO. pay reprimands? how much would like of the $0.01 i've made today? or would you like a share of the $20,000 debt i'm in? THREE since when is posting pictures that have been PUBLISHED. once something is in print, it is fair game. freedom of information act honey. i'll take off the links to viewing it larger, but my pictures are way less than the 160x160 pixel wide thumbnail that google images are allowed to get away with.

all in all, i am not making any money of these pictures. how do you know i dont own the magazine? send me a(n) [valid] excerpt of this copyright law that you are quoting and i promise i will take down the pictures. there are many more MAJOR gossip blogs out there that have not removed the pictures of kingston and they are actually serving to make money off of it.

thank you for your time ma'am,

jess

i think i'm gonna need a lawyer. any suggestions?

kingston is here...

2006-06-13T11:05:00.000-07:00

and i gotta admit, this picture totally freaks me out

as always, click to view larger

augh. those letters turned out to be legit. damn it. even perez and mk took them down.

much love to mk at dlisted for getting back to me.

anyways. the pictures may be off my site...but i've still got them.

you guys know how to contact me :)

i totally forgot...

2006-06-13T11:02:00.000-07:00

zac hanson got married this last weekend.

thanks to pinkisthenewblog for the pictures

where the hell is this baby?

2006-06-13T09:36:00.000-07:00

where the heck is suri anyways? i didnt believe that she was faked cuz we all saw katies belly below her shirt hemline, but this is getting ridiculous. for a couple that was so open about their relationship and it's status, where the heck is the kid? staying on par with their publicity, we shoulda had pictures of suri like...10 min. after she was born...

umm yeah...

2006-06-13T09:12:00.000-07:00

does anyone else think its weird that she's holding this huge bag in front of her?

i dont know what it is...

2006-06-09T20:45:00.000-07:00

but something about charlotte church just completely fascinates me...

i think its probably the fact that shes not anorexic thin, but yet shes 800x sexier than any of them could ever be without evenn trying...

or maybe its her powerful voice, her pop music. her brashness about everything and her hard partying ways....

i dont know but she's one of my favorites...

she's just beautiful

she is so drugged out

2006-06-09T13:16:00.000-07:00

that she doesnt even realize when its time to fire her makeup artist. her face looks dirty. eewwww

movie time!!!

2006-06-09T12:51:00.000-07:00

i saw the breakup yesterday, and i liked it. *cringe*

josh took me out to dinner and drinks at CPK (mmm tostada pizza...trust me its amazing) then out to the movies. i really like vince vaughn, which is why im thinking i liked the movie. i've NEVER been a jennifer aniston fan. i dont know what it is, she just rubs me the wrong way. this movie, however, is HILARIOUS.

if you are having problems with your guy taking you for granted or just being stupid, this is the PERFECT movie to take him to. its a real eye opener in that sense, while still being cute and funny.

aww crap, i just wrote a positive review for a jennifer aniston movie...

on a high note...i'll be seeing cars soon!

these are old

2006-06-09T12:47:00.000-07:00

these are like 3 days old i know but blogspot was having some major uploading issues so i figured i'd put them up anyways...

perez is reporting that janet is looking flawless in this picture

i think not. her wonky boob implant? (on the left...gross!) her fake nose...not flawless.

Justjared is reporting that ashton kutcher is still wearing skirts. “utilikilts” to be precise…why doesn’t anyone just call it what it is? CROSS DRESSING. Pink shirts? Little white flip flops? A skirt?

idiot...

2006-06-09T10:51:00.000-07:00

click to watch.

thanks tmz!

and everyone thought she was the only plastic...

2006-06-09T09:16:00.000-07:00

before

after

thanks to socialitelife for pointing this out...

update!

2006-06-08T07:59:00.000-07:00

AWWWWW

legally introducing shiloh nouvel....

click to view larger

they are at it again...so i went out and bought my own copy and put them in...now its not copyright violation..now its my freedom of speech and freedom of information!!! :P

screw that!!!

2006-06-08T07:49:00.000-07:00

i got 2 threatening emails from lawyers yesterday saying to take down the pictures of angie, brad, and the baby cuz it was copyright infringement. well guess what! today is the day hello magazine goes on sale so now it's all ok!!!

here you go guys...

first pictures of the new parents!!

2006-06-08T07:18:00.000-07:00

these are the first official pictures of the new parents since shiloh was born. angie looks great!!!

turns out i was wrong

2006-06-06T10:00:00.000-07:00

brit and k-fag haven't been photographed together in over TWO months. not a month as previously stated. good news for divorcekevin.com though.

hahah

2006-06-06T09:26:00.000-07:00

i dont even have to say anything to this one...it speaks for itself

leave your opinions

2006-06-06T08:10:00.000-07:00

i would call these fake...

what do you guys think? did jessica get a boob job?

yay!

2006-06-06T08:04:00.000-07:00

justjared has a higher resolution picture!!

as much as i love her i think angie looks almost...resentful of shiloh in this picture. could it be post partum depression already?

*image removed at owners request*

lets all say it together now...

2006-06-06T07:37:00.000-07:00

awwwwwww!

*image removed at owners request*

mucho thanks to socialite life for scoring this picture first!

technical difficulties

2006-06-06T07:21:00.000-07:00

hey guys...sorry about the lack of posts, i've been having difficulties with blogspot. expect more posts around noon!!

ah...the joys of photoshop

2006-06-05T09:42:00.000-07:00

this speaks for itself (thanks to pinkisthenewblog and bastardly for the pictures!

no more k-fag?

2006-06-04T15:58:00.000-07:00

oh please! oh please!

perez hilton is reporting k-fag at mtv awards partys sans britney. they haven't been seen together in at least a month. oh please let the official announcement come soon!!!

what happened to amanda bynes legs?

2006-06-04T13:12:00.000-07:00

is she a klutz like me or what? check out the scratches on her legs (pictures courtesy of celebrity terrorist)

*edit* does anyone know why my photobucket is shrinking this picture as opposed to any of the others i've put up here?

fixed it!

click to view larger

its sunday

2006-06-04T12:24:00.000-07:00

so it's a sunday and im tired so i'm just gonna run some links

jordan has almost completed her metamorphosis into barbie {female first}

its angies 31st birthday! justjared has a baby picture of her! {just jared}

oops! what happened to rihanna's hair at the mtv awards? {celebrity terrorist}

it's about time beyonce showed everyone how trashy she really is {celebrity terrorist}

i'll admit it. i'm SO jealous that perez hilton is in the green room of the mtv awards right now. SO JEALOUS. someday maybe i'll be there. i wish lol. {perez hilton}

remember zac hanson of mmmbop fame? well if you were a teeny bopper in jr high like i was, you just loved him! he's getting married! {e!online}

ewww gross {dlisted}

2006-06-04T12:20:00.000-07:00

happy 31st angelina!

you guys crack me up

2006-06-04T12:15:00.000-07:00

all the guys posting that i mean and such. hahah. did you not read the description of this page? its not just a "celeb site" its a site to rant on. something i do while i'm bored at work. duhhh.

ugh

2006-06-03T10:47:00.000-07:00

as much as i hate kirsten c from laguna beach, i was browsing celebitchy and found the link to nick lachey's new gf's real myspace.

well there was brody jenners myspace and *surprise surprise* kristen is number one in his top 8.

its set to private but you never know who wants it anyways. if you squint you can see brody and "k" in the profile pic

www.myspace.com/kittykcavikat

and for those with much better taste...here is brody jenners myspace

http://www.myspace.com/therealbrodyjenner

creative i know lol

one word--YUCK

2006-06-03T09:39:00.000-07:00

this has...irked... me for some time... how could someone so fugly be voted most beautiful in the industry and top fhm (maxim? whatever...some men's mag) most beautiful in the world?

introducing scarlett johansson as...

the worlds most overrated person

seriously...do her publicists pay these guys or what?

let me plead my case...

this is the prettiest i've ever seen her look...and even then, well i guess by hollywood standards, she's plain at best

your honor, i rest my case.

asslee simpson is an idiot

2006-06-03T09:20:00.000-07:00

okay so her new work is making her look pretty hot...

but what the fuck is she thinking lately!? she has a brand new (probably very expensive) nose so shes gonna box in her new video. WHAT?! not to mention she's been wearing sunglasses (see previous post) which you arent supposed to wear for 9-12 months after you get a nose job.

even if it is "stage fighting," accidents do happen and i know if i were to ever get a surgery like this i wouldnt be taking any risks!

is she just trying to mess up her nose? i mean if she wants to throw her money down the drain she can just write me a check. im sure i'd find much better ways to spend it lol

and just as a last thing...here she is looking totally retarded!

thanks to one of my favorite blogs, celebrity terrorist for these pictures!

"blo-han"

2006-06-03T09:13:00.000-07:00

perez hilton is trying to re-link lindsay lohan by saying she's been with jared leto at his concert and got some of his fake blood rubbed off on her

that is freaking real blood...definitely not this fake stuff jared has on

notice the different shades? jared's is an obvious face pinky purple red color whereas lindsays is a true slightly orangey blood red color.

it looks to me like she was doing coke and got one of the infamous nose bleeds that goes along with having too much.
i mean really. she was obviously sitting down and it dripped on her leg and she wiped it off her face with the back of her hand but was too coked out to notice it was all over her leg.

HEY YOU!!

2006-06-01T10:27:00.000-07:00

yeah you! i know you're looking at my site...my counter is telling me. whats it gonna take to get you guys to leave some comments while you are here?

perez hilton...

2006-06-01T09:29:00.000-07:00

what happened to the founder of perezhilton.com?

he used to look like this...

and now he looks like this..

how can he rag on celebs letting themselves go?

ashlee simpson

2006-06-01T09:21:00.000-07:00

okay..i'll admit it, her songs can be catchy. maybe even addicting. but that "acid reflux" boy going through puberty voice is not. new nose? HOT. new lips? is someone channeling my grandmother? she looks like a little old lady...see the similarity?

so shoot me..this isnt my g-ma but hey she illustrates the point better

hmm

2006-06-01T09:06:00.000-07:00

is there anything you guys would like me to do as a post? i'm taking reader's requests! just leave a comment!

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt!!!

2006-05-27T19:13:00.000-07:00

a baby girl was born to angelina and brad this evening in namibia. Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt will join adopted siblings, maddox and zahara.

thanks to people for breaking the news first

yay! i'm so excited!!! i can't wait until the pictures surface!!!

the baby is born!!

2006-05-27T19:11:00.000-07:00

more on this later

but its a girl for brad and angie!

i'm totally gonna get skewered for this one...

2006-05-25T10:24:00.000-07:00

but i think britney looks AMAZING and happier than she has in a long time here. her arms and her legs look like shes getting back in shape during this pregnancy. i'm betting she'll pop that baby out and look better than she has since before spf was born...even her face looks thinner

am i the only one who thinks that? this could almost be a photo shoot its so beautiful. don't ask about the others though...she looks a little unfortunate in those lol.

anyone want to buy me those christian louboutin espadrilles shes wearing? i LOVE them!

The Nanny Diaries

2006-05-25T09:51:00.000-07:00

i've read this book, and i can't for the life of me figure out why they have scarlett johanssen (dont get me started on her fug face) flying. the nanny diaries is a based on true life happenings of a park avenue nanny. umm. last i checked...the only nanny who flies is mary poppins and shes a fictional character...what the fuck?

i am officially not looking forward to this book to movie if they are already altering it SO much. i guess it would be too similar to uptown girls if they didnt? (nanny+ non existent mom + bratty kid?) i dunno. but flying is def. not something that nan does in the book....

OOPS!

2006-05-25T08:21:00.000-07:00

someone isnt handling her divorce too well...

im thinking it has something to do with extreme weight gain (compare her shoulders to dukes of hazzard times) and an overload of plastic surgery....lips..nose adjustment (years ago...) but shes just no where near as cute as she was right when newly weds first came out...

THIS JUST IN

2006-05-23T11:16:00.000-07:00

KIRSTEN DRUNKST HAS REACHED A NEW ALL TIME FUGLY HIGH!!

Angelina Jolie

2006-05-23T10:39:00.001-07:00

angelina is due to give birth, like, any minute now. i have been maniacally checking EVERY gossip blog in anticipation of this surely beautiful baby.

One of the few people in the industry that, IMO, can do no wrong beauty wise is Angelina Jolie. even during her freaky darkk days she was intruiging. maybe its because i have a slightly dark twisted side hiding in me, maybe she's just beautiful. but there is a reason why polls show every straight girl would go for a lesbian experience with her.

the extremely sad thing is, my bf thinks kirsten drunkst is hotter...its gotta be the blonde hair, as he's not a fan of brunettes. i dunno. he's insane.